Everything is going wrong, but I'm so happy!

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May 2009

7 posts

Hell YES.

I’M NOT GOING TO GET A ZERO ON A TEST GRADE!!!!!!

thank god for the marvelous man named Picasso. He should’ve been an algebra teacher.

May 26, 2009

Algebra can go SUCK A FUCK.

May 26, 2009
Dear Dalton,

Even though you start pointless arguments between us all the time, you singing the Jigglypuff song will now and forever make me happy. You have made my life mister. LOL. Ok. That’s all. :]

May 22, 2009
English Sucks. Is something up?

My mother bought me my favorite color converse yesterday (yellow). And new socks. And two tank tops. And right now she’s buying me shorts.

And all of these things were at normal price.

Thankful, yes. Suspicious, yes. Complaining, no.

Love Peace and Homework.

I’m out.

May 17, 2009
I know where the Good People went, Mr. Jack Johnson

Situtation: looking for gloves for miming today.

Story:

Me: [Walking into Zumiez, see a girl worker. Let’s say her name is “Jill”…]

“Jill”: (Tatooed, dyed hair, very punky-ily dressed, pierced all over) Hi! Can I help you? [Said very ecstaticly]

Me: Hi! Actually, yes. I’m looking for gloves. Do you by any chance have any?

“Jill”: Hmm… gloves. Actually no. (to herself) Hmm, we should have some. Ugh.. What do you need them for?

Me: Well, me and my friends are going to be working as mimes for our school prom tomorrow.

“Jill”: Oh! Cool! So you need like white gloves??

Me: Actually black…. Do you know where they might sell some?

“Jill”: Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking about right now… (comes a guy worker. Let’s say his name is “Ted.”) Hey Ted!

“Ted”: Hey what’s up?

“Jill”: Do you know where they sell gloves?

“Ted”: Like ski gloves?

“Jill”: Well, this girl and her friends are going to be mimes for their school prom.

“Ted”: (WTF attitude) Mimes for their prom??!!??…. (looks at me. Pauses. Smiles.)…. Dude, give me a high five.  

Me: (Laugh. Give him a high five)

At this point, “Ted” is listing off places. He finishes. Goes back to work. New customers come in. He says, “Hey! We’re giving out free high fives today!”

Me: Thank you so much for you’re help. (Start to walk out the store.)

“Jill”: (Calling after me) Good luck with you’re mining thing!

Me: Thanks!

Oh man. That made my day.

May 9, 2009
Reassurance

In response to your post: I’m the one who’s doing the slideshow. I will make sure I can get everyone’s pictures in as late as I can. I’m the one who decides when the deadline is. So don’t worry :] Love. Peace. Tired. I’m out.

May 6, 2009

I love being slap-happy and drunk without drinking :]

ABM CBY JDM LMC

…………………………………..

Good times, good times.

Nicole’s 15th = super fun! Not a lot of people though….

Baking. I’m out.

May 3, 2009
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